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'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Doggy-3D

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Cat Romance

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"It's only the wind."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.