Trick-loving Pet Parent Gifts

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

To them it's just a Prada handbag

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"You stop it, now!"

Fetching some bread

Cat Romance

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Bone appetit!'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

K9 Litterati.