Trick-loving Pet Parent Gifts

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Fetching some bread

"You stop it, now!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Cat Romance

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'Bone appetit!'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Dog football

K9 Litterati.