Squeaky Sounds Fanatic Gifts

Parts of a Bagpipe

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"Turn down the bass."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Gong

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

Man walks into a drum kit.

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

Shamisen

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Singers