Squats Gifts

Atlas remembers leg day

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Carefree luggage.

Football Fans

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Snow flake

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'