Athletics Gifts

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

No mattress,

'This should be interesting.'

Customers looking to buy shoes in the 'Trainers' section. Right next to them, a smaller section entitled 'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

Pole Vault (Man running up with a ladder).

Precision and Accuracy

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Finish line.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

'You need a bigger pole.'

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Hurdles with Steps

Get over it!

Professional man hurdling

'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'

Pirate Athletics.

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Under the hurdles.

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Speed Bumps.