Athletics Gifts

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

No mattress,

Customers looking to buy shoes in the 'Trainers' section. Right next to them, a smaller section entitled 'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'This should be interesting.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Pole Vault (Man running up with a ladder).

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Finish line.

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Precision and Accuracy

'You need a bigger pole.'

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'

Professional man hurdling

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

Hurdles with Steps

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Get over it!

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Pirate Athletics.

Under the hurdles.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'