Athleticism Gifts

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Muscle bound freak scares man to death then buries him in sand.

Anders Iniesta

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Yearbook

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bullseye!

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Monica Seles