Athleticism Pillows

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Muscle bound freak scares man to death then buries him in sand.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Church for sports worshipers.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Yearbook

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bullseye!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."