Athlete Pillows

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Spring Training

"Anyone for tennis?"

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

The dream works when the team works!

"Oh, hell."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"What an amazing view!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Pedalo Racer

Canadian Hockey

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'Hey, that's not fair.'

"We lost!"

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."

'What? You said court-appropriate attire!'

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'It's for passing my drug test.'

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

No mattress,

Luddite Olympics.

'Stroke!'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"Care for some sports wine?"

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

Time Run

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'