Athletes Pillows

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

"Anyone got a toilet roll?"

Stunning politeness.

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Tokyo gets Olympic games in 2020. . . but the Fukushima nuclear leak is not resolved yet.

Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!

Tour de France 2007 finishes.

Statues have been removed die to steroid use by heroes.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

A pole vaulter has jumped and upon coming down the pole got stuck through her pants.

'Do I go to your place of work and criticize you?'

Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

Ice hockey player confronts death.

Player Status.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

'It's not a finish line it's a trip wire.'

Bloody good player, but talk about injury prone!

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Professional runners chasing money

Annual sportknitting Derby

Covid Secure Olympics

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"I'm telling ya the hare is a big fat liar! I don't do steroids!"

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Lazy Slackers Marathon

NFL Players

Doping in Skiing

Geese Attacking Footballers

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'