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Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

I like the Jets...I guess

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

"Anyone got a toilet roll?"

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

Stunning politeness.

Tokyo gets Olympic games in 2020. . . but the Fukushima nuclear leak is not resolved yet.

Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Tour de France 2007 finishes.

Geese Attacking Footballers

Statues have been removed die to steroid use by heroes.'

"I'm telling ya the hare is a big fat liar! I don't do steroids!"

'Do I go to your place of work and criticize you?'

Doping in Skiing

NFL Players

Lazy Slackers Marathon

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.

Annual sportknitting Derby

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

A pole vaulter has jumped and upon coming down the pole got stuck through her pants.

Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

'Gatorade! Gatorade!'

Ice hockey player confronts death.

Player Status.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

'It's not a finish line it's a trip wire.'

Bloody good player, but talk about injury prone!

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Professional runners chasing money