Squash Gifts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I couldn't find my safety glasses."

"Did you win your squash game?"

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Squash.

'Did you win your squash game?'

'You've been charged with racketeering. How do you plead?'

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

"I'm dating a squash champion."

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'Hospital staff, squash ladder'

"Well we didn't manage to sign anyone AS SUCH, but Jennie did make a new friend she's going to play squash with and Tim found someone..."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

"Bigfoot"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Atlas remembers leg day

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Squash Partners.

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

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