Squash Enthusiast Gifts

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Did you win your squash game?"

"Howard's tweeting out pictures of his summer squash."

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

"Well we didn't manage to sign anyone AS SUCH, but Jennie did make a new friend she's going to play squash with and Tim found someone..."

'Hospital staff, squash ladder'

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Bishops Snooker

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Squids Rule

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Alastair Cook

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Squash Partners.

Cricket

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."