Sprinkler Savant Gifts

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

I did it my way.

Maybe clean out your wallet

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"House red, sir?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Graffiti Art Class

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"The groomer used too much product."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Sponsoring a Panda

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Beauty School Drop Outs

Large hi fi.

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

I can't tell anymore if you're sanitizing your hands or just wringing them.