Sprinkler Savant T-Shirts

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

I did it my way.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"House red, sir?"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Graffiti Art Class

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"The groomer used too much product."

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Sponsoring a Panda

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

Large hi fi.

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Solar Panels R US