Sporty Spice Gifts

Women's Boxing Tournament

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'You know it's my day off, Mrs. Harris, now open wide.'

"I missed a penalty wearing these."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Too much cilantro

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Edinson Cavani

'Well, did you win or what?'

He's allergic to pepper...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

1 2 3

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Little League Umbrellas

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Pizza Fencing

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."