Sporty Spice Pillows

Women's Boxing Tournament

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'You know it's my day off, Mrs. Harris, now open wide.'

"I missed a penalty wearing these."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Too much cilantro

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Edinson Cavani

He's allergic to pepper...

'Well, did you win or what?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

Pizza Fencing

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Capture the Flag