Sporty Amphibian Gifts

Frogman catches a fly with his tongue.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Can I have flies with that'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Way too much tongue!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Romantic Frogs

Old Frogs' Home

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Frogs