Sporty Amphibian Mugs

Frogman catches a fly with his tongue.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

'Can I have flies with that'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Way too much tongue!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Frog Baby Names

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs