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"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

David and Goliath.

A skier and a paraglider

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

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