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"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

A skier and a paraglider

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.