Sports Review Critic Gifts

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Footballer playing for time

Red State Football

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Then and Now.

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Doping

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

World Cup. Half Empty.

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

Bull with gun

Match Fixing in Malaysia

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

'And it's a photo finish!'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Winter Olympics

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Tiger Woods

'Baseball isn't a sport?'

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

Novak Djokovic

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"