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Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Footballer playing for time

Then and Now.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

World Cup. Half Empty.

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

Doping

Match Fixing in Malaysia

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

Bull with gun

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'And it's a photo finish!'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Winter Olympics

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'Baseball isn't a sport?'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Novak Djokovic

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'