Sports Critique Gifts

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Racketeer

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'