Sports Critique Gifts

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

The Hockey World

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Footballer playing for time

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

Red State Football