Athlete Critique Gifts

Drugs and Sports

Fake Turf - Fake Athlete (Drugs).

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I hate this time of year."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Footballer playing for time

Then and Now.

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Bull with gun

Doping

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'You've got 2 left feet'

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

Novak Djokovic

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

'The selectors must be meeting...'

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'