Athlete Critique Pillows

Drugs and Sports

Fake Turf - Fake Athlete (Drugs).

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Mohamed Salah

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"I hate this time of year."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Red State Football

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Footballer playing for time

Then and Now.

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Doping

Bull with gun

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Novak Djokovic

"This part of the match was fixed...errr....sponsered by..."

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

'You've got 2 left feet'

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"