Sports Pub Regular Gifts

Live soccer today.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Men's fragrances...

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Redhead

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Surreal ale

"Just water for me, please."

'The Saxon King' pub

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Barman In Love.

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub