Sports Pub Regular Mugs

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Men's fragrances...

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Barman In Love.

Surreal ale

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Just water for me, please."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'The Saxon King' pub

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Redhead

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

His & hers towels.