Sports Professional Gifts

"Mr. October"

"Yeah, actually, we did need you to come in today."

Cup winners more happy about the money

'I hate it when someone paid less than I am strikes out.'

'Listen up! Here's the starting lineup. Sheedy, second base. Taylor, right field. Jackson, role model...'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Manny Pacquiao

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

Saving a Heart

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ratminton

Gary turns 40.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"