Seasonal Sportsperson Gifts

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Panettone

Fall on a desert island

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

People of the Fall

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

I love tennis

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

4 seasons globe

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

The corner that Spring's around

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

''Struts' Lebow, batting 0347 recieves $4,200 grant in hitting to supplement his $1,630,000 salary.'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'You're early!...'

"Mr. October"

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

Winter Roadwork...

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Fall in Canada

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.