Seasonal Sports Lovers Gifts

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Hockey Season.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Egyptian Football

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Golf with a difference

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies