Professional Athlete Gifts

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'Are you sure this guy from Alaska is in a speed suit'

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

Currently Boston

Basketball Players Working Together

It's just a game vs. get real.

Lance Armstrong.

The Rat Race

"I think his Olympic dreams have died."

"That's my relief pitcher."

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

The Off-Season

Ryan Bayley

Colin Montgomerie.

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

Professional cyclist exhausted with syringes sticking out of him chasing money dangled infront of him

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Martina Navratilova

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

A goalie tries to catch a coronavirus

Roger the Great

"The grunting drives me crazy."

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Twin Baseball.

A thin cricket batsman

Angry tennis player.

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'So you see, a jury acquitted me.'

'People who say professional athletes are nothing but arrogant, self-absorbed crybabies are forgetting one thing: we're OVERPAID, arrogant, self-absorbed crybabies.'

'Let's go! Move it, move it! Finish race!...Man, I hate looky-loos.'

'Spinout!'