Professional Sports Gifts

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tennis.

Tennis

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Rage.

Golfing Boss

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The MBA Draft

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Church for sports worshipers.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."