Sports Lawyer Gifts

'We have a good lead, so I'm sending in a team of legal experts.'

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"If I tag some fan with a foul ball, does the team lawyer have my back?"

Mudville Times. Mighty Casey Called to Testify Before Congress.

Sports Lawyers

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Baseball contract signing gloves.

Goal!

"I knew we shouldn't have added a sports lawyer to the firm."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Pole Vault Rules

Stop with racism in sport!

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Ex-cricketing lawyer

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Beijing 2022

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

''Struts' Lebow, batting 0347 recieves $4,200 grant in hitting to supplement his $1,630,000 salary.'

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"I take it the defense rests."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"Mr. October"

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

"Legal thinks it looks like Satan, Marketing thinks Batman."

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.