Gamer Lawyer Gifts

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

Goal!

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Sports Lawyers

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

What did you know?/When did you know it?

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

Computer questionning a witness.

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

Baseball contract signing gloves.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

Second Tuesday in November

Happiness is a warm Ybox.