Gamer Lawyer Gifts

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

Sports Lawyers

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

What did you know?/When did you know it?

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

Computer questionning a witness.

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

'How are you at looking guilty? - We need to hire a scapegoat.'