Law And Sports Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll be handling the instant replay calls on your bodycam footage."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Gary turns 40.

Ratminton

Saving a Heart

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A day at the transgenic races