Law And Sports Enthusiast Pillows

"I'll be handling the instant replay calls on your bodycam footage."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Football Chameleon

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Ratminton

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

A day at the transgenic races

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Saving a Heart

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Raheem Sterling