Sports Enthusiast With A Legal Twist Gifts

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Boomerang cow.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

They Are Not Going to Take Me

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Counsel examining witness

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

Judge

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Trump Indicted

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