Sports Fan With A Legal Twist Gifts

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

Burkini Scandal

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Refrigerator running.

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

Due Diligence Man

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

"It says here prostate massage can spice things up in the bedroom. It just doesn’t say anything about a giant foam finger."

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

'-but when I said I wanted us to be a team,,,'

Medieval Consumerism

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'