Sports Fan With A Legal Twist Pillows

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Refrigerator running.

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Due Diligence Man

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

'-but when I said I wanted us to be a team,,,'

"It says here prostate massage can spice things up in the bedroom. It just doesn’t say anything about a giant foam finger."

Medieval Consumerism

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

New for 2012 Olympic Can Kicking.