Soccer Fanatic With A Legal Twist Gifts

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

Centaur Forward

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football Accident.

Football/Soccer bubbles

Team medic spraying deodorant

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Footballer playing for time

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

Football

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Footballers - Niall Quinn

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Game of Foot-ball/Soccer,with single human foot

'My dad's a soccer announcer.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"