Sports Lawyer Mugs

'We have a good lead, so I'm sending in a team of legal experts.'

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"If I tag some fan with a foul ball, does the team lawyer have my back?"

Sports Lawyers

"I knew we shouldn't have added a sports lawyer to the firm."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Stop with racism in sport!

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Ex-cricketing lawyer

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Beijing 2022

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"I take it the defense rests."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"Mr. October"

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

"Legal thinks it looks like Satan, Marketing thinks Batman."

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

"Why, yes, Your Honor. That would make me his Advocate."

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

If injury lawyers said what they really mean.

Golf course

Football League: Concussions R US.

'...You've got no game.'