Sports Irony Gifts

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

The Golfing Accident

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dedication to excellence....

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

The Leafs win the Cup!

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The Hockey World

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Skate or die."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Racketeer

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Loser's Podium.

Vikings to the Super bowl.