Funny Side Of Sports Gifts

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Dedication to excellence....

"Skate or die."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Ref shows footballer green card.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

False starts.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Ski cannon.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Golf cheerleaders.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.