Funny Side Of Sports Gifts

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Dedication to excellence....

"Skate or die."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Ref shows footballer green card.

The Puck Stops Here.

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Shows Bundt

False starts.

You Don't Know What It's Like

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Ski cannon.

Bob refused to play ball. Not that it mattered – the game was rained out.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."