Sports Injury Awareness Week Gifts

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Mind-Fullness

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Why am I running?

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Days without an incident.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'No, don't tell me, golf injury.'

'I just feel like a sore loser.'