Sports Injury Awareness Week Pillows

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Mind-Fullness

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Why am I running?

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Days without an incident.

"Exercise? Does climbing the walls count?"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"How'd it happen?

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'No, don't tell me, golf injury.'