Sports Injury Observer Gifts

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

"I AM at my usual position."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

End of football season - UK

Octopus in the bleachers.

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

Winter Olympics

My first rodeo

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'