Sports Injury Observer Gifts

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

"I AM at my usual position."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

End of football season - UK

Octopus in the bleachers.

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Winter Olympics

My first rodeo

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Break it like Beckham