Sports Evolution Buff Pillows

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

Football Fan.

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

The Sports Fanatic

'What's he on?'

Influences.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

End of career sale.