Sports Evolution Buff Gifts

"Go long!"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

The Hockey World

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

Football Fan.

The Sports Fanatic

'What's he on?'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

England And The Ashes

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

End of career sale.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'