Sporting Traditionalist Gifts

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Old Karate Master

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Shall I be mother?

Caber

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'