Traditional Sport Lovers Gifts

'Toros'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Caber

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

Finesse fishing

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Shavuot - Like!

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Living life dangerously 2010.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Cool bulls.

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.